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Nib Nommers and Cacao Craze Cookies

Nib Nommers and Cacao Craze Cookies

Snopes' disproved Neiman Marcus costs-a-fortune cookies offered a killer recipe, urban legend or no. It also churns out a metric crapton of cookies in one go, so it became my go-to recipe when I needed party cookies, or office cookies. Heavily modified over the years, of course...


Makes approximately 112 small cookies.

Hardware you will need:

  • Blender/food processor
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Cookie sheets

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups unsalted butter (preferably softened at room temp)
  • 4 eggs
  • 2 tsp vanilla
  • 1 tsp salt
  • 2 tsp baking soda
  • 2 tsp baking powder
  • 5 cups oatmeal
  • 24oz chocolate chips (I use 1 bag of semi-sweet)
  • 2 cups white granulated sugar
  • 2 cups brown sugar
  • 4 cups flour
  • 10oz bag of Raw Cacao Nibs OR 1 cup of Cacao Powder

Directions:

  1. Pre-heat oven to 375 degrees.
  2. Cream the butter and both sugars.
  3. Add eggs and vanilla. Mix well.
  4. Mix in flour, salt, baking powder, and baking soda.
  5. Take the 5 cups of oatmeal and blend or process them to a flour-like consistency, then add that and mix well.
  6. Add chocolate chips. Don’t be afraid to use your hands to knead if it gets too thick to stir (and it will).
  7. Choose your cookie type and mix in thoroughly.
    a. If you are making Nib Nommers, add in the Raw Cacao Nibs.
    b. If you are making Cacao Craze Cookies, use 1 cup Cacao Powder.
  8. Roll into small balls and place 2 inches apart on the cookie sheet.
  9. Bake for 10 minutes at 375 degrees.
  10. Remove from the oven and allow 10 minutes on the pan before removing.
  11. Enjoy!

Modified from Snopes’ Neiman Marcus ‘Costs a fortune’ cookies.